"Ancient Chinese Sayings"
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
- It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
- Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
- Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
- Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
- Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
- Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
- Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
- Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
- Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
- Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
- Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.