Q. What's green and falls out of a tree?
   A. A pool table.

Q. What did the man say to the elephant coming around the corner?
   A. "Hi, elephant!"

Q. What did the man say to the elephant wearing a hat coming around the corner?
   A. "Hi, elephant!"

Q. What did the man say to the elephant wearing a hat and sunglasses coming around the corner?
   A. Nothing, 'cause he didn't recognize the elephant.

(These next ones aren't elephant jokes, but will crack people up everytime, once again, if they're really drunk or really tired.)

Q. What's big and white and sits in a tree?
   A. A refrigerator.

Q. What's big, white and wears sunglasses and sits in an airport?
   A. A refrigerator working undercover for the FBI.

Q. What's small, white and absolutely hates its-self?
   A. An amish toaster-oven.

Q. Why did the plane crash?
   A. Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
   A. Because it was dead.

Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
   A. Because it was tied to the dead one.

Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
   A. Because it was hit by the other two.

Q. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
   A. Peer pressure.

Q. Why did the elephant fall over?
   A. Because it was hit by a whole bunch of falling monkeys.