Grauman's Chinese Theatre, For The Opening Night Of The Matrix Reloaded








Even the ticket-dispensers in Hollywood are more elaborate, as this employee of Mann's shows...


The Stars
OK, so some of these are included out of legitimate admiration and some aren't; use your best judgement in deciding which is which...


Wayne Newton: His Oscar-caliber performance in License To Kill undoubtedly earned him a place on the same pavement as Steve McQueen and Paul Newman...



Billy Graham: He's here for uhmm....well, I'm sure all those tv specials won an Emmy or something...


Yes, you can give honors and awards to cartoons, especially to these folks...


Do I really need to comment here?


Sean Connery: Yes, his hands are really small.


Last, but certainly not least is Jimmy Kimmel and his underwear. I don't think I've ever watched anything Jimmy Kimmel has done, but judging by his wash, I'd say he a)goes for some kinky stuff, b)hangs out with a really hot woman, or c)both.