Is-thay is-hay op-tay ecret-say ow-nay at-whay ode-cay. Ever-clay o-nay?

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The wise man sayeth, "Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal."

Looks like you may need to brush up on the ol' ig-pay atin-lay, hmm?